07 November 2006

This just in...

Tallahassee, FL (AP) Early polling results from Florida appear to give Fidel Castro victory in the gubernatorial race by an overwhelming majority. Initial reactions were mixed but reportedly Castro was just as surprised as the average Floridian at his victory.

In other news Congress has officially banned Florida from voting until 2072 on the account on "those idiots being unable to vote correctly no matter what we to help them out".

2 comments:

8rent said...

As someone who lives in Tallahassee, I assure you that Castro would be the last person elected. They'd vote for Satan before Castro down in South FLA.

Beeks said...

You miss the joke, the idea was they got confused by the ballot again